Holidays
Holiday Gifts Guaranteed to Bring the Sexy Back to Your Marriage
Posted on December 18, 2011 - 07:26:23 by
After 12 years of marriage- I’ve gotten every stereotypical wifely gift on the list. The husband bought me the proverbial diamond earrings push present (not that I’m complaining), the #1 mom coffee mug (which said husband then dropped and shattered into a million pieces, but luckily since he also bought me a dust buster- said husband was able to clean up the coffee mug debacle in a jiff) and yes even a pair of edible undergarments (which were really more for him than me.) To his credit he’s also been on the receiving end of many a tie, golf ball, wallet and #1 dad mug – most of which he returned claiming he “didn’t need them because he already had a perfectly good wallet, mug, tie and golf balls.”
So this holiday season why not think outside the gift box? I've created a list of holiday gifts that every wife and husband secretly desires but may be too ashamed to ask for. Print it out and slip it under your spouse’s pillow.
Gifts for wife — husbands read up!
Kiss Portraits - Her sexy pout immortalized forever
Husbands can gift the DNA 11 kiss collection and immortalize their wife's sexy pout as a piece of totally custom art. What wife wouldn’t love such a sexy piece of personalized artwork from their husband -- especially since it shows that true thought went into the present.
Any vibrator from JimmyJane
Sex between a husband and wife is intimate. It is sacred. And yes sometimes it can even get a bit stale. So if you think your wife might be ready to play a bit in the bedroom with say, a vibrator or dual massagers then you NEED to get her a stylish and oh so discrete intimate accessory from JimmyJane. As its founder says: “If anything should be beautifully designed, it’s the products that are involved in our sexuality.”
A dinner for two – that she doesn’t have to whip up
Nothing is more romantic than a husband preparing dinner for his wife. A quiet night in, eating fresh Maine lobster, mussels and whoopie pies well, it doesn’t get much better than that! Lobster is sensual but elegant and very indulgent. Husbands can get lobsters overnighted and delivered alive, so they’re fresh. Or, if you’re not into cooking the live lobster, husbands can choose from frozen options like lobster pot pies, lobster tails and crab cakes. Bottom line—serving your wife a sumptuous dinner that she didn’t need to lift a finger to prepare (in most wives' opinions) is as good as a gift gets!
A custom love song is not the kind of gift anyone really asks for, but when a wife hears lyrics written just for her it'll be a pretty big WOW moment because music is such a powerful force within all of us. Add to that the lyrics which are telling the couples' own story, and how the gift giver feels about their spouse just completely seals the deal. It’s almost like a Hallmark card on Steroids. A song as a gift lasts forever and the feeling can be relived/remembered every time she plays the song. There are numerous creative ways to surprise her when she hears the song for the first time. And husbands can also include a custom framed CD as part of the package.
The Kama Sutra Weekender Kit
Although some of us wives may not always seem in the mood—you know after working full time, making dinner, doing homework, dishes, and tackling bedtime sometimes all we need to get going is a little oil... and the Kama Sutra. This weekender kit is not salacious or porny AT ALL- in fact it’s quite romantic.
And now the gifts every husband wants (wives read up!)...
Chocolate Body Fondue
Let’s face it, men love sex and women love chocolate. So, if you’re a wife you want to marry both passions and gift your husband with something you’ll enjoy too- Booty Parlor's Melt Chocolate Body Fondue, a luxurious chocolate paint made especially for the body, is the quintessential gift. This gift will provide you with an opportunity to get frisky (with your husband and his body) use the brush to create art and eat this delicious body paint right off your husband’s most sensual body part.
Your husband adores bacon and he adores you. Now he can feed his passion for both with a little help from baconlube, the world’s first bacon-flavored massage oil and personal lubricant. If your honey has attempted several horrifying bedroom experiments (say for example, hot bacon grease on the oh-so-soft small of your back) with baconlube you no longer have to worry about getting burned. So get your husband a sizzlin and let the lubing-up commence!
Some wives love doing it, some wives not so much. But there is likely no husband on this god’s green earth who would ever pass on it, if offered. So what are we referring to…oral sex. So wives, the gift of Masque is not only a gift for your husband but a gift for you as well. If the taste of such an act leaves a not so fresh feeling in your mouth, this will cure all which ails you and your husband will of course benefit too.. BIG TIME. Masque is the first oral sex strip that blocks the tastes associated with the act and comes in three flavors- watermelon, strawberry and chocolate. Designed with couples in mind (by a very traditional husband and wife) to address a problem many face in their sex life, it is a gift no husband will likely be able to resist. It’s fun, sexy, and inspires couples to try something new while increasing intimacy and encouraging conversation on the topic. And don’t all husbands just love the prospect of getting into deep discussions with their wives?!
A candle can instantly transform the mood of a room and create an intimate setting. This aromatherapy soy candle produces massage oil as it burns so wives can light it for ambiance and then extinguish the candle and use a few drops of the heated essential oils to nourish their husband’s skin. What husband wouldn’t want to receive a soothing, warm oil massage and possibly a happy ending?!
