If you are going to put your foot in your mouth as often as I do, you should wear good shoes. And sexy ones. When I'm not a doting single mom of two, I am a high heel wearing, say anything wordsmith, who's been known to mouth off, give vaguely dangerous advice, dabble with boytoys and start a PTA squabble. I like good food, good shoes and good sex--not necessarily in that order and I'm obsessed with Chipotle, sweet potato fries and anything with bacon.